CIA’s Cooper Commits Calumny, Criticizes Comrade
The CIA’s Marc Cooper is at it again, covering for the crimes of capital. Hugo Chavez, a member of the revolutionary vanguard, and leader of the worker’s paradise of Venezuela, expelled members of the bourgeois “rights” group Human Rights Watch from his country. If you want to know the perfectly valid reasons for this revolutionary action though you won’t get them from Cooper because, as is typical of apologists for imperialism, he criticizes without contextualizing.
What is he hiding and who is he covering for? You see, what Cooper the Counterrevolutionary doesn’t want you to know is that they were expelled for violating the constitution. That’s right, they were guilty of “attacking Venezuela’s democratic institutions” with their counterrevolutionary screeds defending bourgeois liberties like free speech and free association. This is an act of war against the revolution! They’re lucky they weren’t put down like the capitalist dogs they are. They should be grateful for the mercy shown them by this great man.
If you think the imperialist dogs are satisfied with feeding on the flesh our revolutionary brothers in Venezuela though you are wrong. Now that the revolution has begun in America, foreign agents of capital are churning out propaganda for their masters abroad.
The war against the revolution has begun and we must fight back. It is encouraging to see The Party beginning to take the fight to the counterrevolutionaries in the motherland. I fear, however, that it may not be enough so I am issuing a call for assistance to our glorious leader. Comrade Bush, the proletariat is crying out, begging you to expel the foreign agents of HRW and Amnesty International who have brazenly invaded our nation. Only when we are freed from their scandalous lies and pernicious influence can a worker’s paradise be born. Viva Chavez! Viva Bush! Viva la revolucion!
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